CAN WE JUST TALK FOR A MOMENT ABOUT HOW KOUJAKU ALWAYS HOLDS AOBA’S HAND BEFORE HE CLIMAXES DURING SEX?
BECAUSE IT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING EVER
LOOK AT THE WAY HIS FINGER CURLS OVER AOBA’S PINKY AND HOW HIS GRIP ISN’T TIGHT OR STRONG BUT HE’S JUST FUCKING HOLDING AOBA’S HAND AND IT’S SO FUCKING ADORABLE!!
okay i’m just imagining an au where armin is gay, right, and he’s asexual, and he’s in the closet, and his lesbian friend christa is worried that people might find out that she’s dating ymir, so she asks armin for a teeny-tiny favour, and so they hit up a huge house party and barricade themselves behind a bedroom door and make loud sex noises for twenty minutes and then yank at their clothes and walk out looking all disheveled
and word gets out about this and armin begins accepting barnes & noble giftcards in exchange for fake sex with his gay girl friends, with girls who just want to get annoying, creepy suitors off their backs, with girls who don’t want to get bullied for being virgins, etc. etc. and he develops this reputation for being a total hyper-heterosexual stud (and he walks through the school wearing ray bans and a shirt with a big red A on it, blowing kisses to all his fake girlfriends)
and none of the guys can figure out why armin keeps getting laid while they can’t even get a date, and eren is heartbroken because he’s had a secret crush on armin for aeons and he always kind of thought he had a chance but now that armin is getting all this pussy he’s not sure where he stands
this is the most ridiculous post i have ever made
You know, I don’t care if you ship yaoi, it’s not my thing, but if you do, that’s your thing and I won’t stop you. But if you ship Gon and Killua, you’ve crossed the line. It just pisses me off when people do that. Not because it’s yaoi, but because they’re two 12 yEAR OLD BOYS. 12 YEARS OLD. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK. IT’S LIKE TWO BOYS THEIR AGE CAN’T EVEN BE FRIENDS ANYMORE WITHOUT PEOPLE SAYING “OMG. THEY’RE THE CUTEST COUPLE EVER.” FUCKING REALLY?! THEY’RE NOT FUCKING GAY. THEY ARE 12 YEAR OLD BEST FRIENDS. AND ON TOP OF THAT, GON IS THE MOST INNOCENT LITTLE KID. HE PROBABLY DOESN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT GAY MEANS. JUST STOP.
firstly, saying that pre-teens can’t have love interests or be homosexual is fucking ridiculous. yes, they’re friends, everyone knows that. does shipping them somehow tarnish their friendship? why? are romantic feelings somehow dirty? does seeing other people liking them in a romantic relationship threaten you and your ~pure ideas of a friendship~ somehow? or maybe you’re just a homophobe i don’t even know
secondly, screaming to other people what they’re allowed to ship and what they aren’t is fucking ridiculous. what does it matter to you? are you perhaps new to fandoms since people tend to happily ship anything and everything?? you don’t need to like it but you have literally no right to tell others what to do or make them feel shitty for liking things. you’re a huge asshole if you do that. what other people like has literally nothing to do with you.
thirdly, if you have read and watched the whole series and still say that gon is “the most innocent little kid” and that killua isn’t seriously infatuated by gon then i don’t know what series you read/watched. also, you’re making homosexuality sound like some kind of Dangerous Thing that would ruin their innocence, i think you are a homophobe after all. if we really go into that, gon wouldn’t even need to know what “gay” means, love is love no matter what. also, fucking ridiculous.
take a moment and think about why it bothers you so much that others ship them, then please proceed to ignore things you don’t like instead of telling other people that they’ve crossed some imaginary line you came up with